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On Saturday 27th May 2006, Jaimz Woolvett joined a few fans online for his first ever web chat, and it lasted nearly two hours.

Jaimz Woolvett web chat transcript
Saturday 27th May 2006
A chat organised by Jipster, woolvettbros.com with special guest: Jaimz Woolvett

Moderator: AKAJipster

Jaimz Woolvett:  so what it iz in cheery u.k. this morn?
Little Red Head: Hi all
Jaimz Woolvett:  heya'
Parisindy: hello :)
AKAJipster: heyas
Jill: Hi
Magoghair: Hey whats up?
Parisindy: hi jaimz glad you could come
Jaimz Woolvett:  any one had their morning tea?
Jaimz Woolvett:  or coffee?
Parisindy: hehe at 10:16 pm no tea for me
Jaimz Woolvett:  ah
Magoghair: 11:00 here
AKAJipster: erm only me and Hannah are uk time :D the rest are your side :d
Cheile: water bottle....9:16pm heh
Parisindy: hehe need beer since the oilers won :D
Little Red Head: 9:15 here
Jaimz Woolvett:  no probz
Jaimz Woolvett:  yeahhhh
Jaimz Woolvett:  oilerz
Parisindy: so thanks for joining us jaimz thats very nice of you
Magoghair: yeah thanks jaimz
Little Red Head: I was rooting for the Ducks.
Jaimz Woolvett:  no problem
Wheretogo: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! crapers, the oilers cant have won, tell me your kidding
Cheile: thx for taking the time to talk to us
Little Red Head: Yes thanks for chatting.
Jaimz Woolvett:  my nephew's a big dux fan too
Parisindy: can't cheer for the yanks ;)
Jaimz Woolvett:  hey chatting's cool,
Cheile: oh :p Paris
Magoghair: hehehehhe
Parisindy: hehe @ Jaimz
Jill: lol
Jaimz Woolvett:  actually my first time.
Magoghair: its addictive..
Jaimz Woolvett:  ever.
Parisindy: really you've never chatted before?
Jaimz Woolvett:  naw.
Parisindy: cool
Magoghair: lots better than e-mail
Jaimz Woolvett:  busy busy
Cheile: quicker too
Parisindy: sometimes its hard to keep up but you are doing well
Jaimz Woolvett:  i can see that
Hannah: Hey look, it's Jaimz Woolvett.
Jill: and our spelling goes out the window when we chat, so you are warned.
Magoghair: does that mean we'll get to see you in something new????
AKAJipster: hehe good observation Hannah
Cheile: typos abundant
Cheile: duh little sister LOL
Jaimz Woolvett:  i'd like to see me in somethin' new
Hannah: Hard to observe stuff, the room is kinda spinning.
Magoghair: me too!!!!!!!!
Hannah: Hi, Jaimz.
Jaimz Woolvett:  hey hannah
Jaimz Woolvett:  actually had a couple good reads last week for some indies.
Parisindy: Hannah is very excited hehe
Magoghair: really that would be coool
Jill: what are indies?
Little Red Head: That sounds promising. Break a leg Jaimz
Jaimz Woolvett:  independent films
Magoghair: what types of roles are you interested in Jaimz?
Jill: thanks
Cheile: indie roles are a start, no?
Jaimz Woolvett:  i like anything that stikes me
Magoghair: heheheh
Jaimz Woolvett:  for whatever reason
Parisindy: can i ask you about a movie you were in?
Magoghair: so you'd do sci-fi?
Jaimz Woolvett:  shoot.
Jaimz Woolvett:  yes i would do sci fi
Parisindy: i really really liked reluctant angel
Jaimz Woolvett:  although gord's got it locked between us
Magoghair: hehehehe you could so do it
Jaimz Woolvett:  thanks
Parisindy: did you enjoy making that film and would you give the money away if you were in the same postion as your character?
Cheile: for a first time chatter, Jaimz, you're doing pretty good
Little Red Head: Yeah I agree you could do sci fi
Jaimz Woolvett:  s' kinda like talkin on set
Jaimz Woolvett:  5 convo's at once
Parisindy: hehe
Little Red Head: lol
Jaimz Woolvett:  um,....reluctant was a good time.
AKAJipster: I love that movie
Jaimz Woolvett:  as far as the money away,...depends i guess.
AKAJipster: I think my first email to you was about that hehe
Parisindy: its my favorite Jaimz movie
Hannah: Do you like to play heroes or villains?
Magoghair: whats your fav work Jaimz?
Jaimz Woolvett:  either on the hero villan thing.
Jaimz Woolvett:  just a great character either way
AKAJipster: you played some good bad guy roles
Jaimz Woolvett:  my fav would be my next one.
Jaimz Woolvett:  hee hee
Magoghair: hehehehhe
Parisindy: hehe
AKAJipster: hehe !
Parisindy: who was your favorite actor to work with?
Jaimz Woolvett:  seriously there's been good n' bad,...but it ain't brain surgery right?
Wheretogo: do you prefer to do movies that make the viewers think, or that are just so obvious that you can sit in a trance and not miss anything?
Magoghair: i wouldnt know
Jaimz Woolvett:  i like an actor's actor
Jaimz Woolvett:  people who create unselfishly
Magoghair: like yourself
Hannah: What's your favourite movie of all time?
Little Red Head: Did you enjoy working with Clint Eastwood on Unforgiven?
Jaimz Woolvett:  ah thanks
Jaimz Woolvett:  but some may say different
Jaimz Woolvett:  clint was great.
Magoghair: i wouldnt believe it
Jaimz Woolvett:  very zenny
Parisindy: ha!
Jill: hehehehe, we're gonna have to start raising our hands.  :D
Magoghair: heheheheh
Jaimz Woolvett:  not alot of words to him but when he did say summpin it counted
Parisindy: damn i need more smilies hehe
Little Red Head: Sounds like what I would expect of Clint
AKAJipster: what would be your perfect dream role?
Parisindy: :-B
Magoghair: thats why clint is so cool
Jaimz Woolvett:  i'd like to do something with a very political bend to it.
Jaimz Woolvett:  ya
AKAJipster: cools
Parisindy: political really?
Magoghair: have you ever thought of making your own short film?
Jaimz Woolvett:  one night while we were shooting i put cow shit in his sleeping bag.
Magoghair: LOL
Parisindy: HA!
Jaimz Woolvett:  not p.c.
Jill: well, Harper's Prime Minister, perhaps you can get an in that way. *eep, did I just say that?*
Parisindy: i think most of your films haven't been P.C.
Jaimz Woolvett:  just something'd that make people really consider peace
Hannah: Hehe I think that was on one of the documentaries.
AKAJipster: yeah on the dvd?
Hannah: Yup. :D
Parisindy: jaimz... you're cool and i agree with you politics
Jaimz Woolvett:  i'd do a short sometime if i wasn't so lazy.
Magoghair: HA!
Jaimz Woolvett:  thanks,
Little Red Head: hehe
Parisindy: jips and i are daring each other to ask you if you would do another 'dog' show lol
AKAJipster: the art of being lazy is often overlooked though
Jaimz Woolvett:  ha ha h ahaa
Magoghair: i got ya beat on that...
Jaimz Woolvett:  dogs paid well
AKAJipster: yes, we need more dog co-stars
Jaimz Woolvett:  very well
Parisindy: hehe
Jill: dogs are cute
Wheretogo: has there ever been a sibling rivialry between you and gordon?
Jaimz Woolvett:  not really.
Wheretogo: woa im shocked....
Magoghair: so you would work under gordon the director?
Jaimz Woolvett:  if there were roles we were both up for obviously we'd each want it
Hannah: Have you ever kept anything from any of your roles? Like props or costumes?
Magoghair: but would you let him direct you?
Jaimz Woolvett:  but if i didn't get it, the next person i'd hope to get it would be my brother.
Parisindy: awww
Wheretogo: lol
Jaimz Woolvett:  sure
AKAJipster: thats cool
Jaimz Woolvett:  he could direct me
Jaimz Woolvett:  if i like his direction,...hee hee
Wheretogo: wow, shocked even more
Cheile: hahaha
Jill: LOL
Magoghair: lOL
AKAJipster: he said you wouldn't listen when he was asked hehe
Magoghair: LOL
Jaimz Woolvett:  yes i've kept some stuff
Little Red Head: hehe
Magoghair: that was funny
Cheile: so what's your dream role?  i.e. you get to pick the director and the role/story
Hannah: Did you get to keep any of those wonderful White Fang outfits?
Parisindy: HA!
Parisindy: Bad Hannah!
Little Red Head: Hannah!
Jaimz Woolvett:  umm as far as director,...someone with a great new short who hasn't broken yet.
Parisindy: :)
Jaimz Woolvett:  role?
Jaimz Woolvett:  something that speaks to peace
Jaimz Woolvett:  ha
Cheile: cool
Little Red Head: sounds like a winning combination
Jaimz Woolvett:  sure all the underwear.
Magoghair: hehehehe
Cheile: =)
Little Red Head: lol
Wheretogo: are you saying you dont support the war???
Jill: was it itchy?
Jaimz Woolvett:  war sux ass
Parisindy: are you in the states right now jaimz
Magoghair: no talk about war my friends leaving in june
Jaimz Woolvett:  yup.
Wheretogo: thank you... ill be putting my ass on the line for people like you
Jaimz Woolvett:  cali.
Parisindy: do you prefer canadian films or american... or does it matter?
Cheile: ooh in my state
Jaimz Woolvett:  is that irony? or synicism?
Jaimz Woolvett:  doesn't matter.
Wheretogo: its truth
Jaimz Woolvett:  in seriousness? or jest?
Wheretogo: in seriousness
Parisindy: its okay
Magoghair: you going wtg?when?
Jaimz Woolvett:  ah,...too bad ya gotta be molded by some one else's hate.
Wheretogo: proally next year...
Wheretogo: Afaganistan
Wheretogo: infintry
Magoghair: i'm scared for my friend he's going to irag
Jaimz Woolvett:  rather ya write kids stories
Jaimz Woolvett:  please don't defend for me.
Parisindy: have you written any scripts jaimz?
Jaimz Woolvett:  or the liar bush.
Wheretogo: im canadian
Parisindy: jaimz {hugs}
Jaimz Woolvett:  not scripts,..as much as ideas.
Cheile: do you think you might ever direct?
Cheile: given the chance like Gordon was
Jaimz Woolvett:  perhaps,...again more peeps out there much more driven than i in that area
Magoghair: what about writing?
AKAJipster: I wish I had the time hehe stupid work stuff
Cheile: makes sense
Jaimz Woolvett:  i'd like to do both,...just gotta do it i guess.
Parisindy: thats cool jaimz you should go for it
Jaimz Woolvett:  hmmmm,
Jill: So, random question here, but what is it about acting that makes you want to do it?
Magoghair: yeah jips you need to write more...your fans are getting restless
Jaimz Woolvett:  it's a suspension of reality that is fun,...we all did it as kidz,...as we grow we give it up,
Hannah: Who are your favourite actors?
Jaimz Woolvett:  sad really.
Jill: not all of us give it up. :D
Little Red Head: It's also not a typical 9-5 job
Magoghair: yeah
Wheretogo: its not consitant work either
Jaimz Woolvett:  hannah i like those that move me in any given piece.
Magoghair: you kinda have to when you work for the abyss..hehehe
Jaimz Woolvett:  i could see you on stage,..and if you were committed,..and moved me you'd be my fave.
Cheile: that's a cool way to look at it
Hannah: Lol I've only done a bit of stage stuff ... and it's never gone beyond my local theatre.
Jill: I got to be an orphan in Annie in high school.  That's about my acting ability. hehehehe
AKAJipster: I used to do comedy improv but waaaay to nervous to keep that up hehe so anyone who can do that stuff has my respect hehe
Jaimz Woolvett:  Jill, my daughter was just sandy
Jaimz Woolvett:  the dog
Jill: LOL, that's cool!
Jaimz Woolvett:  see it all comes back to dogs
Little Red Head: awwww I bet she made a good Sandy
AKAJipster: ha!
Jill: she probably had the best part.  Not that many lines, lots of treats...
AKAJipster: I didn't say a thing
Little Red Head: So does she have an interest in acting?
Jaimz Woolvett:  jips has some good stuff.
Magoghair: treats?
Magoghair: totally
Jaimz Woolvett:  if she didn't strike me so, i wouldn't be here.
AKAJipster: aww thanks :D
Jill: all hail the mighty jips. :)
Jaimz Woolvett:  for school plays yes.
Jaimz Woolvett:  we don't encourage the hollywood thing with kenz an' ri
Hannah: Do you remember when you got your first fan mail?
Jaimz Woolvett:  ummm
Parisindy: and was it from jips
Parisindy: hehe
Jaimz Woolvett:  yeah,...
Cheile: LOL
AKAJipster: hehehe shuddup
Little Red Head: hehe
Magoghair: Lol
Parisindy: :D
Jaimz Woolvett:  it was from a popcorn commercial in canada
Wheretogo: Would you say that you have an agressive peronality or a passive personaity?
Hannah: Lol!
AKAJipster: ha
AKAJipster: I was just drunk when I first emailed jaimz *ahem*
Magoghair: :)
Cheile: HAHA
Jill: popcorn is good.
Jaimz Woolvett:  hmmm,...i certainly have my thoughts,
Little Red Head: no matter how silly the commercial they pay bills so it's all good.
Magoghair: jips is the vodka gone yet?
Parisindy: POPCORN! =P~
Jaimz Woolvett:  have you ever been passionate, where?
Jill: So, Jaimz, Jips says you have loads of musical talent.  For lack of a better term, what kind of musicl stuff do you like to do?
AKAJipster: what vodka?
Magoghair: LOL
Magoghair: do you still have the blue stuff then jips?
Jaimz Woolvett:  i write an' play /sing guitar soul/folk
Cheile: oooh
Cheile: any CDs?
Cheile: out?
Magoghair: like the blues?
Parisindy: *paris faints*
Cheile: geez can't type today
Jaimz Woolvett:  jus' recording an' mixing.
Hannah: Today isn't just any day.
Parisindy: who is your favorite band Jaimz?
Jill: folk!  Oh, lovely!
Jaimz Woolvett:  supertramp
Parisindy: HA!
Jaimz Woolvett:  superfly
Jaimz Woolvett:  lennon
Parisindy: man you are are from the same era as me hehe
Little Red Head: Oh interesting choices
Jaimz Woolvett:  fish
AKAJipster: ha! I kinda remember them
AKAJipster: but I'm rubbish with music
Wheretogo: ill be back
Jaimz Woolvett:  ha remember
Jaimz Woolvett:  we all grow old
Magoghair: what????
AKAJipster: I used to work for a record producer, thats why I got the job cos I didn't know anything hehe
Parisindy: hehe shh i'm in denile hehe
Magoghair: speak for yourself
Jaimz Woolvett:  your funny
Little Red Head: they try
Parisindy: 'try' being the word hehe
Hannah: Now I feel left out. :P It sucks being the youngest person in this chat.
Magoghair: Paris is the best at it
Parisindy: aww poor hannah
Parisindy: pfft
Magoghair: everyone is older than hannah
Parisindy: this is true hehe
Cheile: lol
Wheretogo: i wouldnt say that
Jill: good music is good music no matter how young you are, Hannah.
Parisindy: i think jaimz has kids older then hannah
Magoghair: LOL
Hannah: Oh haha rub it in. :P
Little Red Head: Now Jaimz is gonna feel old
Magoghair: :-P
Jaimz Woolvett:  we are all old
Jaimz Woolvett:  and young
Parisindy: are you making a record then Jaimz?
Cheile: i feel old lately
Hannah: Hey, he doesn't look old.
Jaimz Woolvett:  tree don't knoe time
Magoghair: magog dont get old...:-P
Jaimz Woolvett:  rocks don't know inch
Cheile: oh shoosh Susan



Parisindy: MERC! {hugs}
Mercury’s Winter: Hey!
Magoghair: hahahah its goggy
Cheile: MERC!!
Little Red Head: Merc!
Mercury’s Winter: I am SO SORRY!  I totally spaced!
Jaimz Woolvett:  merc!
Hannah: Look, Merc, it's Jaimz Woolvett.
AKAJipster: welcome Merc :)
AKAJipster: hehehe @ hannah
Magoghair: hey merc
Jill: hi merc
Mercury’s Winter: So, what'd I miss? :D
AKAJipster: its your turn to ask a question, quick! hehe
Magoghair: everything
Parisindy: well we are all naked now hehe
Mercury’s Winter: LOL @ paris
Jill: PARIS!
Magoghair: except Jill
Jaimz Woolvett:  naked?
Magoghair: she has on jammies
Parisindy: :-)
Hannah: Uh you missed me nearly collapsing.
Jaimz Woolvett:  like baring your soul right?
Mercury’s Winter: LOL :D
Jill: you can do that in jammies, right?
Magoghair: heheheh
Jaimz Woolvett:  sure
Jill: :-S
Jaimz Woolvett:  just keep yer clothes on
Jaimz Woolvett:   k?
Magoghair: Jill a good girl
Wheretogo: lol
AKAJipster: a very good girl
Little Red Head: You don't have to worry about that with Jill. She's a good girl
Magoghair: she keeps us inline
Jill: and, moving on to a new subject.
AKAJipster: hehehe
Jill: :-)
Magoghair: hehehehe
Magoghair: and we love to make her blush
Jaimz Woolvett:  good
Wheretogo: Jaimz, if you could change one thing in this world what would it be and why?
Little Red Head: So can we expect a record out any time soon?
Jaimz Woolvett:  ummm to make you happy, where.
Wheretogo: lol
Magoghair: but i'd kinda like to see you act more
Jaimz Woolvett:  ya,....coming to a coffe shop near you.
AKAJipster: hehehe
Parisindy: mmmm coffee =P~
Mercury’s Winter: LOL :D 
AKAJipster: uh oh losing paris
AKAJipster: hehehe
Jaimz Woolvett:  if i do mix down some stuff would ya like a copy?
Wheretogo: would you do a movie that was made and directed by amatures?
Cheile: lol me no like coffee....you guys can keep it
Cheile: YES
Mercury’s Winter: I'm on your website right now, really loving the video!
Parisindy: man if i saw you in a coffee shop i think i would pass out hehe
Magoghair: TOTALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cheile: i always like new and interesting music
Hannah: Jaimz can I have your blessing for the rest of my exams? I'm bound to get As with a Woolvett on my side.
Parisindy: YES the video rocks!
Parisindy: i need jaimz on my ipod hehe
Jaimz Woolvett:  every one starts somewhere where
Parisindy: just don't mention ipods to jips lol
Jaimz Woolvett:  pro iz a stae of mind.
Jaimz Woolvett:  stae
Jaimz Woolvett:  state
Parisindy: hehe
Mercury’s Winter: :D
Magoghair: heheheheh
Jill: YES we want a copy!
Wheretogo: having some issues spelling?  lol i cant spell to save my life
Magoghair: 'YES'
Jaimz Woolvett:  ya
AKAJipster: grrr @ipods
Jaimz Woolvett:  gotta let go
AKAJipster: hehehe
Jaimz Woolvett:  the syntacks
Jaimz Woolvett:  tax
Jaimz Woolvett:  takz
Cheile: well i think that's unanimous....did i spell that right?
Parisindy: hehe
Cheile: IPods....buh?
Jill: spelling?  what's that?
Magoghair: whats up with the i pod?
Jaimz Woolvett:  the kids are both buckin for ipods for graduating
Parisindy: this is the internet there is not grammar hehe
Magoghair: ahhhh
Little Red Head: We are not the grammar police
Parisindy: i luvs my ipod
Mercury’s Winter: the best thing about ipods IMO is that they recharge on the computer :D
Magoghair: my niece has one
Jaimz Woolvett:  i wanna get them a swimp3
Cheile: underwater player?
Jaimz Woolvett:  yup
Magoghair: a wha???
AKAJipster: yes, avoid the ipod
Parisindy: really cool! thats new!
Cheile: what will they think of next he
Jaimz Woolvett:  much swimming in the ol woolvet household
Cheile: heh even
Magoghair: hehehehehhe
Jill: okay, is it sad that I don't even know what an Ipod is for?
Parisindy: swim meets and the like?
Cheile: mp3 player, Jill--that's all
Hannah: Lol I don't earn enough in a year to afford an iPod.
Magoghair: listening to music
AKAJipster: or flooded basement?
Cheile: it's just a brand
Parisindy: they play music Jilly
Hannah: Music is this sound that people make with instruments.
Wheretogo: i just spent all my money on a plane ticket so i can’t afford an Ipod
Jaimz Woolvett:  they transmit through your cheek bone
Magoghair: eeek!
Mercury’s Winter: wild!
Parisindy: ha!
Parisindy: cool :D
Jaimz Woolvett:  where flyin, where?
Jill: :-P at Hannah
Wheretogo: England
Magoghair: that sounds painful
Jaimz Woolvett:  ah
Parisindy: i saw ipod for your shoe the other day
Cheile: :waits on Jips:  hehe
Jaimz Woolvett:   love england
Wheretogo: me too..... YAY
Jaimz Woolvett:  jips iz there
Wheretogo: i know
Cheile: omg IPod for the shoe....wth lol
Little Red Head: yeah but that ipod tells you how far you walked etc.
Wheretogo: i wanna meet her
Mercury’s Winter: Awww!  Jips is there!  Sweet!
Jaimz Woolvett:  hmmm
Magoghair: i wanna meet jips*pouts*
Cheile: :looks down at Birkenstocks:  well that wouldn't work for me
Wheretogo: lol
Jaimz Woolvett:  gord says she has a big smile
Wheretogo: did we not go thru this already?
Parisindy: i just want to be able to talk like i'm from england ...bugger, bollacks, naff,
Hannah: Speaking of which, will you be visiting England any time soon, Jaimz? I could yell at some of the con organisers to invite you.
Cheile: bloody hell....haha
Cheile: i'm always saying that
Magoghair: did  you see jips new pic
AKAJipster: :)
AKAJipster: I love england too hehe
Cheile: and y'all....some dorks in this town think i'm from the South just cuz i picked up y'all as a teen
Parisindy: jips has a great smile
Mercury’s Winter: Yeah, that professional one, very nice
Jaimz Woolvett:  not anytime soon,...
Jaimz Woolvett:  perhaps next fall.
Jill: I would love to visit England.  Maybe someday...*gets wistful look* hehehehe
Parisindy: do you like to do conventions?
Little Red Head: You'll love it there
Magoghair: i wanna go see jips..
Jaimz Woolvett:  been invited to a few western ones but passed.
Hannah: Yeah, we've got tea, we've got old ladies, we've got rain...
Magoghair: but i might get to see her in sept..
Mercury’s Winter: Western conventions?
Parisindy: hehe cons are sooo much fun
Jaimz Woolvett:  yup
Jill: they have western conventions?  wow
Cheile: you've got history, little sister
Jaimz Woolvett:  i guess they would be fun
Magoghair: ick
Parisindy: surly not western canada hehe
Little Red Head: Is that because of Unforgiven?
Cheile: then again i dunno if Jaimz likes history as much as me
Hannah: True. Aspirin was invented in my town.
Jaimz Woolvett:  probably
Wheretogo: nothing happens in Saskatchewan, Paris
Jaimz Woolvett:  i am history Cheile
Jaimz Woolvett:  we each have our own
Magoghair: Jill loves history she worked at a history museum...or a living one
Jaimz Woolvett:  i liken it to finergy
Mercury’s Winter: Hmmm...that'd be kind of cool I think but kind of spooky in a way too, I have a feeling John Wayne fans don't have as forgiving a sense of humor as sci fi fans LOL ;)
Jaimz Woolvett:  ha
Hannah: Hehe but your history is probably the most interesting.
AKAJipster: I was at a sci-fi con today, met loads of actors :)
Mercury’s Winter: :P
Parisindy: you do do a lot of western films... how good are you at riding horses?
Jaimz Woolvett:  i think both our histories are very similar actually
Magoghair: i get to go to my first one in vegas...heheheh
Cheile: i know very little about my family....no one bothered to keep records apparently.  so it's frustrating to even do genealogy research or anything.  bah
Mercury’s Winter: Me jealous again hehe
Jaimz Woolvett:  horse a no go for me from now on.
Magoghair: i think i'm related to everybody...heheheh
Mercury’s Winter: How come?
Jill: dare I ask why?
Cheile: and Merc beat me to asking
Little Red Head: No horses?
Hannah: Hehe you got to ride a ladder in some of the dialogue scenes.
Mercury’s Winter: LOL @ goggy, me too
Parisindy: hehe why no horses jaimz hehe
AKAJipster: I've never met a horse...
Jaimz Woolvett:  hips replaced,...incurable bone disease,...hold over from the brain tumor
Jaimz Woolvett:  and how was your day
Jaimz Woolvett:  bam
Magoghair: that sucks
Little Red Head: That stinks
Jill: ew, not fun
AKAJipster: epp no good
Mercury’s Winter: Whoa, sorry to hear about that!  {hugs}
Jaimz Woolvett:  we all live,..n' we all die.
Cheile: owie!
Wheretogo: what do you do if you are not filming?
Hannah: But hopefully not for another 50 or 60 years. :P
Jaimz Woolvett:  getting back to history,...
Parisindy: erk thats rreally not good!
Mercury’s Winter: true but we don't have to like the dying part!
Cheile: do you have a favorite period in history?
Jaimz Woolvett:  if you think about all the previous generations it has taken to create you there exsists all types of energy, love, lust, rape, incest, it's all there an we all have it
Magoghair: wow that deep
Mercury’s Winter: ^that's what I was gonna say
Hannah: Man, your history lessons are a lot more interesting than the ones I have to put up with.
Cheile: profound but true
Parisindy: do you like art as well jaimz?
Jaimz Woolvett:  it has taken billions upon billions of um er coupling's to create you.
Cheile: i never looked at it that way, Jaimz.....that's a neat perspective
Magoghair: LOL
Little Red Head: That is true
Jaimz Woolvett:  if any one of 'em didn't you wouldn't be here. finergy
Mercury’s Winter: LOL :D  Now there's a very cool way to look at it hehehe
Magoghair: LOL
Jill: wow
Magoghair: =)
AKAJipster: its 6am... this is woah so early hehe
Jaimz Woolvett:  you are at the precipice of an inverted pyramid of your own humanity
Hannah: Not for me, I haven't slept since about this time yesterday.
Magoghair: say wha???
AKAJipster: but you set fire to things too hannah
Parisindy: you so need to be a writer Jaimz
Jill: good point Jips
Hannah: Hey, you sure know how to make a fan feel good about herself. :P
AKAJipster: :D
AKAJipster: yes, more writing from jaimz would be good
Hannah: And I agree, you need to be a writer. Or at least a philosopher.
Jaimz Woolvett:  hey you sci fi bunch,...are we here?
Magoghair: yess!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hannah: I hope so.
Little Red Head: yes
Parisindy: sci fi us? :-)
Mercury’s Winter: in da house
AKAJipster: I sometimes have to ask myself that
Jaimz Woolvett:  not really when ya think about it.
Mercury’s Winter: there is no spoon
Hannah: If I
AKAJipster: depends what is here
Mercury’s Winter: hehehe
Jill: here in what sense?
Magoghair: totaly trekky here
Hannah: If I'm not I'm gonna sue someone.
Parisindy: hey merc don't steal my line lol
Mercury’s Winter: LOL :D
Cheile: LOL Paris
Cheile: i'm a Trekkie
AKAJipster: I could start my is a tea cup still a tea cup if it has coffee in it debate
Cheile: and a Browncoat
Parisindy: and there is a spoon jips bought me one :D
Cheile: in addition to the Drommer thang
Parisindy: it's a tea spoon oddly enough ehe
AKAJipster: spoons are good presents
Magoghair: yeah dromaholic here
AKAJipster: I'm english, whatja expect hehe
Magoghair: what about the fpoon
Jaimz Woolvett:  if the earth iz spinning, and wobbling and rotating around the sun as our galaxy expands, each of our spaces we take up in the universe is like a constant spiral graph always moving
Magoghair: dont forget the fpoon
Magoghair: :)
Hannah: Now that sounds pretty.
AKAJipster: we are ever moving and constantly dizzy with life
Mercury’s Winter: We're never in the same place twice!
Magoghair: i like sci fi i'm not a genius
AKAJipster: or maybe thats the vodka
AKAJipster: that I don't have
Jill: :-/
Magoghair: the tech is a little over my head
Jill: I think I'm just getting dizzy, period.
Jaimz Woolvett:  ha ha haa
Hannah: Wow that reminds me of K-PAX, when he says that the universe is expanding and contracting, so we will live all this all over again...
Jaimz Woolvett:  messin around
Magoghair: just ask jips she had to help me find my desktop
Jaimz Woolvett:  really we're like a drip in a waterfall
Hannah: And make all the same mistakes. :D
Mercury’s Winter: LOL like the red dwarf ep where time is going backwards hehehe
AKAJipster: but I'm terrified of water
AKAJipster: so I hope not
Jaimz Woolvett:  never stationary
Parisindy: glass half empty
Magoghair: ok a little closer to understandin
Parisindy: i'm a drip hehe
AKAJipster: hehehe
Magoghair: half full
Jaimz Woolvett:  there ya go
Jaimz Woolvett:  i'm a drip too
Hannah: All this, of course, assuming that we even exist at all.
Parisindy: :)
Jaimz Woolvett:  which we do
Jaimz Woolvett:   or this convo would n't be here
Magoghair: there a drip everywhere a drip drip
Cheile: say huh, little sister?
AKAJipster: I live in Nodnol (red dwarf reference)
Cheile: lol
Little Red Head: Whew that's good to know
Wheretogo: dont even get me into the do we exist convo
Jill: so, I assume we've all reached some happy, fuzzy, pivitoal moment here?
Hannah: Yay! A Woolvett said it, it must be true.
Jaimz Woolvett:  come on in
Little Red Head: Jaimz just confirmed our existence
Cheile: *pokes finger into opposite wrist*  yea i'm here
Jaimz Woolvett:  ha
Parisindy: hA@ red
Magoghair: i exist
AKAJipster: we have needed that for some time
Wheretogo: im going, i HAVE to lay down
Parisindy: i don't exist
Magoghair: yeah i was confused
Wheretogo: later thanks for the chat
Hannah: I'm gonna write that in my philosophy exam. "Do we exist?" "Hell yeah, Jaimz said so!"
Jaimz Woolvett:  what we need to do iz exsist with less greed.
Parisindy: hehe@ Jaimz
Cheile: good point
Magoghair: umm
AKAJipster: less greed is good, sharing better :D
Magoghair: but there my cheesy poofs jips
Parisindy: very
AKAJipster: I ate them all
Jaimz Woolvett:  at the moment of your death ain't gonna matter how many jets ya got.
Jill: so true
Jill: unless you happen to be in one when it's crashing, hense the death thing.
Hannah: Are you interested in philosophy, Jaimz? Like your character in Reluctant Angel.
Magoghair: i dont care about jets just cheesy poofs and jips ate them all *pouts*
Jill: that might matter a little.
Jaimz Woolvett:  philisophical cheese puff's are good
Little Red Head: It's like that old saying, you can't take it with you
Jaimz Woolvett:  hmmm
Magoghair: thats why i want them
Jaimz Woolvett:  ahhh
Jill: any kind of cheese puff is good.
Mercury’s Winter: Maybe this was already asked, but I sense you're not a sci fi fan, what genre is your favorite?
Magoghair: totally
AKAJipster: thing is with cheese puffs even when you finish them theres still more to be had
Jaimz Woolvett:  i do like sci fi
Magoghair: jips owes me cheesy puffs now
Mercury’s Winter: Oh, heheh my bad :D
Hannah: If you could be directed by anyone, who would it be?
Magoghair: what kind of sci fi do you like?
Jaimz Woolvett:  space stuff
Jaimz Woolvett:  kubric
Cheile: :hands Paris a hammer:
Little Red Head: ah space stuff is good
Magoghair: like battlestar galactica,or what?
AKAJipster: did I read you were a fan of the original star trek?
Mercury’s Winter: Kubric, shoulda saw that coming LOL
Parisindy: space stuff...darnit i missed cool stuff
Parisindy: Kubric cool!
Jaimz Woolvett:  more phisophical space stuff
Mercury’s Winter: Yuppers hehe
Magoghair: that exist?
Parisindy: i think this is the most intelligent conversation we've had in months lol
Magoghair: wheres that  at
Jaimz Woolvett:  liked star trek yup
Little Red Head: More thoughtful sci fi as opposed to shoot em up sci fi
AKAJipster: hehehehhe thats not hard for us paris
Parisindy: i know hehe
Jaimz Woolvett:  thinking good
Magoghair: i thought hollywood just blew stuff up
Jaimz Woolvett:  shoot 'em ups shallow
AKAJipster: they do, thats why you avoid it
Parisindy: Jaimz do you like to read? and if so what do you like to read?
Jaimz Woolvett:  big reader
Magoghair: you have to go to an independent to get phillisohical
Jaimz Woolvett:  just finished the devil
Jaimz Woolvett:  s
Jaimz Woolvett:  lunch
Parisindy: ahhh really was it good?
Hannah: Won't that make him mad?
Jill: did it taste good?
Hannah: :P
Jaimz Woolvett:  like the tao der ching
Magoghair: yeah he'd be hungery
Jaimz Woolvett:  hee hee
Parisindy: i read the toa of pooh does that count lol...
AKAJipster: LOL paris you were doing so well
Hannah: Do you like Orson Scott Card?
Little Red Head: Oh love the Tao of Pooh
Magoghair: its been awhile since i've read anything too busy reading jips fic
Jaimz Woolvett:  i like the spy stuff too
Cheile: i read too much lol
Parisindy: actually just finished reading a book by chuck norris where he talk about zen and philosphy etc
Cheile: this house looks like the library blew up in it
AKAJipster: I only read surreal fantasy stuff
Mercury’s Winter: What do you think of the new Bond?
Cheile: and there's just me and the cat
Jaimz Woolvett:  yeah
Magoghair: sherlock holmes i got that for christmas
Jill: I have way too many books, too.
Jaimz Woolvett:  it's funny
Parisindy: spy stuff... like borne identity etc?
Jaimz Woolvett:  chuck norris had to share a limo one time with me
Parisindy: NO WAY!
Magoghair: heheheheh
Mercury’s Winter: Cool!
Jill: hehehehe
Little Red Head: really?
Parisindy: OMG!
Jaimz Woolvett:  but didn't know who i was
Magoghair: he's cool
Hannah: Lucky him!
Jaimz Woolvett:  which makes sense
Mercury’s Winter: LOL! hehe
AKAJipster: ha hehehe
Parisindy: HEY! how could he not know
Little Red Head: what paris said
Magoghair: i'm sure he does now
Jill: poor him.  Missed that great opportunity!
Jaimz Woolvett:  we actually rode the same elevator
Parisindy: bad chuck!
Hannah: Poor uninformed Chuck Norris...
Jaimz Woolvett:  'down to the lobby
Parisindy: OMG
Jaimz Woolvett:  he's watching me outta the corner of his
Magoghair: and if he doesnt i'm sure he will
Jaimz Woolvett:  eye
Jaimz Woolvett:  as we walk throught he hotel
Jill: hehehehe
AKAJipster: aww cool hehe
Jill: did he figure it out?
Parisindy: you studied martial arts once didn't you jaimz becuase you did that episode of Kung Fu
Jaimz Woolvett:  and as we go to get in the limo the driver introduces us
Jaimz Woolvett:  he had this look like,...
Jaimz Woolvett:  well it was really funny
Parisindy: i worked with a Grip that worked on Kung Fu hehe i kept thinking he might have worked with you hehe but i'm geely that way
Mercury’s Winter: LOL :D 
Magoghair: like what?
Magoghair: like omg or what?
Parisindy: geeky not geely
Parisindy: can't type
Hannah: Like "Holy crap, it's Jaimz Woolvett!"
Magoghair: yeah!
Jill: I was wondering if geely was some Canadian word I didn't know...
AKAJipster: same here hehe
Parisindy: *tribbles Jilly*
AKAJipster: it is now
Jaimz Woolvett:  like why is this guy following me
Parisindy: only us intellectual canadians use it
Magoghair: HA!
Mercury’s Winter: LOL :D 
Jill: :-P
Jaimz Woolvett:  ohhhhh,....we're goiun to the premier together
Parisindy: hehe
Jaimz Woolvett:  what’s that homer simpson sound,...doh!
AKAJipster: ha!!
Jaimz Woolvett:  like that
Mercury’s Winter: LOL yup!
AKAJipster: excellant
Magoghair: yup
Parisindy: :D
Jill: hehehehe
Jaimz Woolvett:  it was funny
Hannah: What's the best thing about being famous?
Jaimz Woolvett:  and he is a really nice guy
Magoghair: yeah he is
Jaimz Woolvett:  although i had to kick his ass in the limo
Jaimz Woolvett:  ok i didn't
Magoghair: HA!
AKAJipster: aw shame! hehe
Parisindy: thats so cool i think its neat to think that chuck knew bruce lee
Jaimz Woolvett:  i'm far from famous,..
Parisindy: HA!
Mercury’s Winter: LOL :D 
Jaimz Woolvett:  but occasionally ya get good tickets
AKAJipster: in our little world you are hehe
Parisindy: well jaimz your famous to us
Jaimz Woolvett:   or ya don't have to wait
Magoghair: yeah jaimz
Magoghair: and you get to chat with us
Parisindy: we actually go through white fang withdrawls hehe
Hannah: Well you’re famous in my sixth form. Wherever I go, it's, "Jaimz Woolvett" this and "Jaimz Woolvett" that and "Hannah, will you please shut up about Jaimz Woolvett."
Jaimz Woolvett:  your too kind
AKAJipster: I had to manage a cinema before I got cool tickets, then I quit cos the pay was rubbish hehe
Jaimz Woolvett:  ha
Cheile: i tell ya, i just gotta move little sister here
Jill: I never get good tickets. *pouts*
Parisindy: we like jips cause she says rubbish :D
AKAJipster: so then you start talking about gordon right, hannah?
Cheile: then she can talk to someone about either you or Gordon with someone who will listen
Magoghair: and bollocks
Hannah: Yup.
Jaimz Woolvett:  from what i've seen really around "fame" it bites. for real
Jaimz Woolvett:  it's kinda weird
Hannah: One of my friends has taken to hitting me every time she hears the word "Woolvett."
Cheile: sounds like someone is jealous
Magoghair: yeah you kinda lose your idenitly
Jill: you must be pretty sore, Hannah
Hannah: Oh yes.
Jaimz Woolvett:  ney jelous
Jaimz Woolvett:  really wouldn't want it
AKAJipster: fame does weird stuff to people
Jaimz Woolvett:   but could see how ya can read into my response
Jaimz Woolvett:  c
Cheile: oh no, Jaimz....i meant Hannah's friend was jealous.  i'm sorry :">
Jill: anonymity is actually pretty nice.
Jaimz Woolvett:  people are always clocking you
Magoghair: Have you ever thought of starting your own production company?
Jaimz Woolvett:  going through your trash
AKAJipster: when I was the uk's #1 ateam fan I got recognised
Hannah: My gran does that to me.
Jaimz Woolvett:  sitting out front your home
Hannah: It's quite annoying.
AKAJipster: and that was freaky enough
Jaimz Woolvett:  'haa haaa
Magoghair: and me constantly bugging you to update
AKAJipster: nerds I didn't know coming up to me like I was their best nerd friend hehe
Magoghair: ;;)
Jaimz Woolvett:  a production company'd be cool.
Jaimz Woolvett:  would hafat get one of jips stories goin
Magoghair: yeah then you could do movies all the time
Jaimz Woolvett:  which ones the best?
Magoghair: totally
AKAJipster: ha the one I haven't written yet hehe
Magoghair: ET3 and HI
Magoghair: but there not useable
Jaimz Woolvett:  ahh
AKAJipster: no they are fanfics, we leave them to fans :d
Magoghair: :(
AKAJipster: I have original stuff, I don't share that often
Parisindy: :)
Jaimz Woolvett:  no you put them out jip and entertain the masses
Magoghair: even though ivee been bugging  her
Parisindy: i'm her agent (j/k)
Cheile: i need a new back
Cheile: this one won't quit killing me
Little Red Head: And I'm Paris' agent
Magoghair: and i'm her number 1 fan
Parisindy: hehe you are
Parisindy: no wonder i have no money hehe
Mercury’s Winter: Aww, poor che! 
Jaimz Woolvett:  well it looks like ya' all got each other's backs
Mercury’s Winter: :D
Jaimz Woolvett:  and that's a good thing in the rat race
Jill: 8-}
Magoghair: yeah
Little Red Head: yup
Hannah: Lol I need to get something published if I want a hope of getting into Oxford.
AKAJipster: hehe
Parisindy: whats your favorite tv show jaimz?
Mercury’s Winter: Yeah, I don't know what I'd do without these guys sometimes
Parisindy: aww merc >:D<
Magoghair: jips promised me an autographed copy of her first book
Jaimz Woolvett:  i love jerry springer
Jill: I want one too!
Hannah: The opera?
Jaimz Woolvett:  an' if ya beleive that
Magoghair: i get one first
Mercury’s Winter: LOL!  now THAT surprises me hehehe
Little Red Head: Hehe
Parisindy: you're lying noo not the springerheheh
Cheile: ooh a bridge for sale
Cheile: ;)
AKAJipster: ha, have you seen the musical?
Jaimz Woolvett:  naw
Jill: or beach property in Nebraska...
Hannah: Have you yourself ever done any musicals?
Jaimz Woolvett:   only fools and horses
Magoghair: jerry springer *shudders*
Cheile: on that vein, what's your opinion of reality TV?
Little Red Head: It's not out here Jips. I think he had to do it in the UK
Parisindy: okay i need a map i'm lost hehe
Jaimz Woolvett:  keeping up appearences
Magoghair: too much like where i live
Mercury’s Winter: Seriously now?
AKAJipster: eep not Keeping up Appearences no!! hehe
Jaimz Woolvett:  coronation street
AKAJipster: *shamed for brit tv*
Mercury’s Winter: I love that show! LOL :D 
Little Red Head: Oh love Keeping up Appearances
Hannah: Blue Peter? :P
Mercury’s Winter: Keeping up Appearances and Are you being served heheheh!
Little Red Head: Dr. Who
Magoghair: i like survivor
Jaimz Woolvett:  steve is so cute
AKAJipster: can I just say we're not like that at all ok! hehe
Mercury’s Winter: ooh, definately
Jaimz Woolvett:  heee
Jaimz Woolvett:  heee
Hannah: I am.
Hannah: :P
Mercury’s Winter: LOL @ hannah
Jaimz Woolvett:  me to hanah
Parisindy: steve the croc hunter?
AKAJipster: did you do the corination street tour when you were last over?
Cheile: little sister, you're strange in your own right
Jaimz Woolvett:  no
Jaimz Woolvett:  but i'd do a guest spot on the street and donate my salary to a woman's shelter
Parisindy: i just watched an episode of 'most haunted' where they went to the cornation street set
AKAJipster: aw I could have got you tickets, I used to work for the company that makes it, its so tacky it has to be done hehe
Jaimz Woolvett:  you can all be my agents in the uk
Jaimz Woolvett:  get on it
Cheile: woohoo
Mercury’s Winter: hehehe
Parisindy: Yeah jips get on it!
Hannah: I'm already your publicist. Even if I do get beat up for it. :P
Magoghair: hehehehe
Little Red Head: Yeah Jips get on it
Parisindy: hannah will be her PA hehe
AKAJipster: cool... hehe although now your best hope with me is PAing award shows about kitchens I think
Jill: ooh, this sounds fun!
Jill: just don't give Hannah matches
AKAJipster: Ive moved into exhibitions and outta the tv game
Jaimz Woolvett:  why do i get the sense hannah had an episode with fire?
Hannah: Hey, why have you all got the impression that I'm a pyromaniac?!]
Magoghair: heheheheh
Hannah: I did not! Lies!
Mercury’s Winter: *snicker*
AKAJipster: I saw you!!
Hannah: Well, maybe I little.
AKAJipster: you set fire to the halloween stuff hehe
Hannah: But it was a one-off thing, honest!
Jill: *nods*
Hannah: It asked for it, anyway.
Jaimz Woolvett:  what iz life without fire? right hannah? burn it all
AKAJipster: we only had to evacuate the first floor
Jill: you also have a shrine, Hannah
Magoghair: anyone got any marshmellows
Hannah: Ha! I have the blessing of a Woolvett to set fire to things!
Little Red Head: Uh oh
AKAJipster: uh oh, we're doomed
Hannah: And that's just wha I'll tell the police.
Jill: oh dear
Cheile: uhoh....Jaimz i thnk you did it now.  we'll have another great fire of London
Hannah: I wouldn't set fire to the Shrine.
Jaimz Woolvett:  only the nasty sweet hannah only hte nasties
Little Red Head: Deny everything Jaimz
Magoghair: heheheheh
AKAJipster: naw, she's thankfully miles in the middle of nowhere from london hehe
Jill: the most she'd get would be a couple of cats and the rabbit
Cheile: like she can't take the tube lol
AKAJipster: ha!!
Hannah: Hey, maybe a fire is just the thing to put the Cotswolds on the map.
Cheile: London would make a bigger fire....it did once
Jaimz Woolvett:  well friendz
Cheile: oh no
Cheile: Hannah behave thyself
Cheile: Jaimz was not serious
Hannah: hehehe
Jaimz Woolvett:  i've a tub a wife an' a bottle of wine callin'
Hannah: awww
AKAJipster: aww thanks again for joining us, been much fun!
Magoghair: ok i gues that a good bye then
Mercury’s Winter: LOL heheheh  Yeah
Jaimz Woolvett:  every one have some fun?
Magoghair: thanks
Hannah: Before you go, can I have your blessing for my exams?
Little Red Head: awww thanks for chatting Jaimz and thanks for setting it up Jips
Jill: thanks so much!  It's been great!
AKAJipster: deffo :D
Magoghair: yeah it was great thanks
Parisindy: thank you jaimz for chatting with us
Cheile: thanks for joining us!  and sorry abt the mixup a few mins ago :(
Parisindy: we're usually aren't this nuts
Jill: yes we are
Mercury’s Winter: Yeah!  It was great to meet you and chat with you, I'm very grateful for the opportunity
Magoghair: yeah we are
Parisindy: hhehehe shhh
Magoghair: borg Jill
Jill: You are so great for taking time to chat with us!  Thank you!
Magoghair: yeah thanks again
Parisindy: thank you jaimz we look forward to seeing more of your work in the future
AKAJipster: yes, we will spread the word
Magoghair: yeah totally hope you get one of those reads
Jill: sorry if we freaked you out a bit. :)
Mercury’s Winter: And hopefully you had a good time too!
Jaimz Woolvett:  oh great an' mighty keeper of this we call the universe, please look kindly upon young hannah and her quest for knowledge, keep her heart true. her choices grand and assist her in kickin' ass on these and all susequent examinations
Parisindy: :D
Magoghair: hehehehehhe
AKAJipster: awwww
Cheile: hey there we go
AKAJipster: hehehe
Hannah: YAY!!!!
Mercury’s Winter: LOL :D  that my friend was awesome!
Cheile: now there's a blessing
Jill: AWESOME!
Little Red Head: That was awesome
Mercury’s Winter: LOL
Hannah: I'm gonna frame that...
Parisindy: *paris has a fangirl moment*
Jaimz Woolvett:  be well all
Mercury’s Winter: We're all such geeks
Magoghair: you too
Mercury’s Winter: hehehe
Cheile: good night Jaimz
Jaimz Woolvett:  ney geeks
Parisindy: all woolvetts are gods
Hannah: Thank you so much, Jaimz!!!
Mercury’s Winter: Here here
AKAJipster: thanks!!! :D
Jaimz Woolvett:   living free willed fun people.
Jill: amen
Parisindy: {hugs} jaimz
Jaimz Woolvett:  be in touch jips
Hannah: {hugs}
Jill: {hugs}
Mercury’s Winter: {hugs}jaimz
Parisindy: bye!
Little Red Head: Thanks Jaimz and good night. {hugs}
Jaimz Woolvett:  nm' we'll see ya in the movies
Magoghair: {hugs}
Jill: night
AKAJipster: k :d
Magoghair: YEAH!!!!
Jaimz Woolvett:  night all.
Jaimz Woolvett:  !
Parisindy: night
Magoghair: night
Mercury’s Winter: night!
Parisindy: we have no confirmed it is nigth time hehe
Mercury’s Winter: Oh yeah, here it's morning now too heheh
Little Red Head: It is for me
Parisindy: DAY!
Magoghair: night for me
Hannah: Good morning from me!



Mercury’s Winter: that was cool :D
AKAJipster: he is brilliant
Hannah: WOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Parisindy: that was cool
Magoghair: yeah good morning to you hannah and jips
Jill: I hope he had a little bit of fun :)
Hannah: Can I pass out now?