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Features - New Years Chat 2006

Thursday 28th December 2006

GOH:
Jaimz Woolvett & Gordon Michael Woolvett

The original plan was for both Jaimz Woolvett and Gordon Michael Woolvett to be present in this chat at the same time, however due to unfortunate events involving a car accident and Gordon, two separate chats were eventually had over the space of about four hours.  Suffice to say thankfully Gordon was ok, and was madly happy to chat once he did eventually get to a computer.

Part 1 of 3

Thanks goes as ever to both Jaimz and Gordon for taking the time out to spend with us, and putting up with our inane babble, enjoy the transcript!

*please note that it wasn’t until roughly 11pm PST that anyone was aware of the car accident, so comments made in the original chat regarding Gordon were innocently made with jest and with no knowledge to the facts.

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The Original Chat with Jaimz Woolvett (8pm PST)

Mistyque: ok ppl chill

Eljay: Coolness.  We'll try to behave.

Mistyque: *wipes off her sweaty hands*

Szhfan (Droma): who's ready

Magoghair: not on me misty....

Mistyque: :))

Magoghair: ewwww

Mistyque: sorreh...

Magoghair: heheheh

Hannah the Writer: shhh!

Szhfan (Droma): heart pounding....

AKAJipster: hey jaimz, welcome to the madness

Parisindy: Jaimz Hi :D

Hannah the Writer: Hello Jaimz.

Little Red Head: Hi Jaimz

Magoghair: hey Jaimz

Mistyque: ok... good evening

Eljay: Hi there.

Jaimz Woolvett: hey people

Jaimz Woolvett: what it iz

Szhfan (Droma): Hi, Jaimz

Nureek: hi

Magoghair: hows it going?

Foxy: Good Morning, Jaimz

Harper Manic: hey

Parisindy: :D

Szhfan (Droma): good evening, Jaimz

Harper’s Cat: hello

Jaimz Woolvett: thingz been good

Hannah the Writer: Have a good crimbo?

Mistyque: mornin', evenin', whatever, we're just excited to have u here lol

Parisindy: hows your scooter:D

Eljay: Did you have a nice Christmas?

AKAJipster: didn't take paris long for the scooter question

Mistyque: :))))))

Jaimz Woolvett: ha haa

Harper Manic: lol hah

Jaimz Woolvett: the holidays were great

Mistyque: yep, faster than us

Mistyque: :P

Jaimz Woolvett: the scoot iz blastin away hannah

Parisindy: i was trying to ease in to the scooter questions hehe

Parisindy: :D

Little Red Head: That's good to hear the holidays were great

Szhfan (Droma): Did you celebrate with family?

Mistyque: as in the whole woolvett family

Mistyque: lol

Hannah the Writer: I do hope it's not a micro-scooter. Death machines!

Magoghair: so anything new on the work front?would love to see you in supernatural!!!

Mistyque: lol i like bikes

Mistyque: XD

Jaimz Woolvett: yeah,...we did the dinner thing with fam an' friends,...kids goin ape over the presesnts etc etc

Little Red Head: hehe

Szhfan (Droma): Goggy wants everyone on Supernatural

Hannah the Writer: Presents! Where?!?!

Mistyque: same ol' same ol':P

Little Red Head: sounds fun though

Jaimz Woolvett: i think gord an' i should do something supernatural sometime

Magoghair: i think jaimz plays a great pyscho...heheh

Jaimz Woolvett: i'll produce

Foxy: sounds good :D

Szhfan (Droma): What about the big kids going ape over gifts?

Mistyque: hey elyc!

Jaimz Woolvett: he can direct

Little Red Head: sounds good to me

Magoghair: coool....

Foxy: elyc?

Elyc: yawn

Eljay: Sounds nice.  Our family doesn't have any little ones any more, so we grown ups get to have all the fun.

Elyc: good morning! :-)

Magoghair: how about you act and gordon direct...hehehe

Szhfan (Droma): morning, sina

Mistyque: i'm the little one in my fam

Mistyque: :P

Jaimz Woolvett: we'll i suspect we'd both be in it

Jaimz Woolvett: act

Magoghair: yeah...that would be awesome...

Parisindy: so jaimz your brother is bound to show up...want to dis him before he gets here? got any embarrassing stories hehehe

Szhfan (Droma): If Gordon directs, we won't see him!

Little Red Head: ooh yeah tell

Foxy: both acting together would be great

Jaimz Woolvett: i think though i grab the his name an' he could play mine

Hannah the Writer: yeah, you can replace those two uggos who play the main characters at the mo.

Hannah the Writer: *waits to be beaten*

Eljay: Something to look forward too--the two of you acting together!

Magoghair: what!!!! hannah take that back

Jaimz Woolvett: no real gord stories,....

Harper’s Cat: smacks hannah

Foxy: hi cobra +hugs*

Cobra: hi *re*

Elyc: Hi cobra!! :-)

Mistyque: another one to the fest

Mistyque: :P

Jaimz Woolvett: although there was that one time i walked in the bathroom,...nevermind

Little Red Head: aw no stories? Eh well

Szhfan (Droma): welcome, cobra

Jaimz Woolvett: ha ha ha h aaaa

AKAJipster: lol

Little Red Head: Hehe

Szhfan (Droma): Just a little story, Jaimz?

Jaimz Woolvett: ummm

Eljay: I think every family must have a few of those stories...

Hannah the Writer: See, Jips! And you were telling us off for being rude!

Jaimz Woolvett: lemme see,...

Mistyque: lol we have crazy stories too

Mistyque: ;)

Parisindy: >:)

Harper Manic: mhmm

Mistyque: so u'r not alone

Szhfan (Droma): nothing embarassing, just cute

Cobra: hello Jaimz it's a pleasure to well read you *bow*

Hannah the Writer: or embarassing

Magoghair: you know we're gonna ask the boss about stories of you too...hehehe

Jaimz Woolvett: when we were younger our grandfather taught us how to start a fire with a magnifying glass

Parisindy: ool :D

Parisindy: cool even

Cobra: *g* cool or hot ;)

Mistyque: oh, yeah? did u ever get chased by a priest while he was yelling "you devil begone!!!", droma?

AKAJipster: *covers hannahs eyes*

Mistyque: i have

Mistyque: lol

Hannah the Writer: this sounds like one of my stories...

Elyc: *lol* @ cobra

Szhfan (Droma): Did you start a real good fire with it?

Little Red Head: lol it does at that Hannah

Mistyque: i like to start a fire with gremlins

Mistyque: >:)

Mistyque: :P

Eljay: I hope that story doesn't end like our family's... with brother setting the house on fire?

Szhfan (Droma): Try flash paper

Mistyque: what's flash paper?

Magoghair: yeah...what is it?

Szhfan (Droma): paper impregnated with chemicals. Makes great indoor fireworks and domino fires. major, uber cool

Magoghair: hehehehe you said impregnated....hehehehhee

Mistyque: ok, i'll just take u'r word for it, droma

Mistyque: lol

Szhfan (Droma): It gives birth to a great fire

Cobra: May I ask what you gave your brother to christmas?

Mistyque: better than gremlins?

Mistyque: :P

Parisindy: Jaimz thank you for the recommend for seal beach we had a lovely time there

Hannah the Writer: Jaimz, you're back!

Hannah the Writer: When did you leave?

Magoghair: yahoo...can be mean....

Jaimz Woolvett: t and i got gord and hiz fam an xmas tradition

Jaimz Woolvett: it's called elf on the shelf

Szhfan (Droma): ?

Parisindy: hehe i like this story already

Magoghair: wow that sounds kinda coool

Hannah the Writer: you put him on a shelf?

Mistyque: yeah... yahoo..........

Jaimz Woolvett: an then a few dvd's for the kidz

Elyc: elf on the shelf?

Little Red Head: Sounds like a job I'd get

Foxy: elf on the shelf?

Foxy: what does that mean?

Mistyque: who interpreted legolas? lol

Eljay: Heheh @ Red

Jaimz Woolvett: it's a little stuffed elf that the parents hide around the house

Szhfan (Droma): please explain elf thing

Jaimz Woolvett: the kida have to find him

Magoghair: cool....sounds fun...

Elyc: oooh....that's sweet :-9

Elyc: :-)

Szhfan (Droma): What do they get if they do?

AKAJipster: thats cool

Hannah the Writer: Wow. All I got was books.

Little Red Head: ah sounds fun

Cobra: oh how cute g* that's a nice tradition ^^

Foxy: sounds funny

Eljay: Neat tradition--the kids will love that.

Jaimz Woolvett: the elf iz there to watch that there being good

Hannah the Writer: they get a stuffed elf!

Szhfan (Droma): nice

Magoghair: lol

Foxy: hehehe

Mistyque: lol

Magoghair: does that work?

Eljay: Ah, a spy! hehehe

Szhfan (Droma): does the elf thing work?

Jaimz Woolvett: it actually does work

Parisindy: Jaimz you need your own message board

Mistyque: well when u'r young anythong can work

Jaimz Woolvett: it's fun

Mistyque: lol

Hannah the Writer: Tsktsk I think Gordon fell asleep. I told you guys he'd be late!

Hannah the Writer: :P

Mistyque: anything*

Foxy: I am curious how long it will work ;)

Jaimz Woolvett: sometimes ya lay the friggin elf out easy

Magoghair: wow i'm gonna have to try that with my screaming banshee of a neice...lol

Elyc: *lol*

Jaimz Woolvett: sometimes in the fridge

Jaimz Woolvett: etc

Parisindy: i win the bet :D

Szhfan (Droma): Wake him up gently

Jaimz Woolvett: etc

Mistyque: lool gog

Hannah the Writer: poor elf. he'd get pneumonia.

AKAJipster: hehehe

Harper Manic: lol

Eljay: Or turned into a midnight Elf Sandwich.

Mistyque: :))

Jaimz Woolvett: why don't you all write a 120 page script about a sci fi story g an i could do

Szhfan (Droma): Keebler elf?

Jaimz Woolvett: summpin about an elf

Mistyque: about the elf?

Hannah the Writer: I like that idea!

Mistyque: :P

Parisindy: why am i suddenly hungry for peebler cookies?

Jaimz Woolvett: hee he heee

Elyc: *lol*

Eljay: Done!  how soon do you need it in script format?

Cobra: aye untill when will you have it ;) *g*

Szhfan (Droma): Keebler, Sindy

Foxy: great idea but my english is to bad for it :(

Parisindy: i know i was being sarcastic

Hannah the Writer: tho if I get bored I'll just steal the Back to the Future scripts and pretend they're original.

Mistyque: :))

Parisindy: i don't think we have those cookies here

Jaimz Woolvett: it should be a tale unlike any other

Elyc: @ hannah....*hehehe*

Mistyque: lol foxy, we can be beta-readers

Magoghair: why dont you and the boss write us a story and then make it a film...

Szhfan (Droma): can't be 7 elves, then

Mistyque: lol

Szhfan (Droma): If you write something, make sure you both star in it!

Little Red Head: why can't it be 7 elves/

Parisindy: jips you here?

Jaimz Woolvett: how'd santa treat you all

Mistyque: with warmth

Little Red Head: Santa was good thanks.

Mistyque: lol

Eljay: How about 2 intrepid intergalactic heroes... out looking to solve mysteries and save the universe... or at least make a fast buck here and there?

Szhfan (Droma): 'cause Jaimz said it had to be like no other story

Foxy: I would never know how to write it in english, misty

Jaimz Woolvett: ha ha haaaa

Cobra: santa was sooo nice.. I really like this guy *g*

Magoghair: GReat!!! i got first season of supernatural so the world is good

Mistyque: i got a cap that has something like hair lol

Mistyque: :))

Jaimz Woolvett: \eljay yer funny

AKAJipster: I got a doctor who action figure

Hannah the Writer: Santa gave me a book on telling lies to small children.

Parisindy: gord called me a humbugger

Jaimz Woolvett: verry funny

Hannah the Writer: Like I need it.

Foxy: oh Santa was a really nice guy this year :D

Hannah the Writer: Paris, that's coz you are a humbugger

Eljay: Thanks. ;)  Santa was very good. He brought me a new power drill.

Jaimz Woolvett: how dry hannah

Little Red Head: More power!

Jaimz Woolvett: like sand

Mistyque: i got the greatest present ever!>> A CHAT WITH THE WOOLVETT BROS!!!

Mistyque: :X

Jaimz Woolvett: smilin g sand though

Magoghair: coool power tools i got my own tool set too...

Hannah the Writer: Not dry! I'm a drip in a waterfall.

Hannah the Writer: ;)

Szhfan (Droma): so modest, Hannah

Mistyque: lol

Foxy: we got a car this year ;)

Little Red Head: Ooh that's a nice big present Foxy

Jaimz Woolvett: ahhhh

Eljay: Very cool.

Jaimz Woolvett: after my own soul

Parisindy: i want a scooter

Mistyque: woot what kind foxy?

Little Red Head: Scooters are cool

Szhfan (Droma): My Mom gave me an album with pics of even my great, great grandparents in it. So cool!

Magoghair: i wann jeep

Hannah the Writer: Not micro-scooters.

Szhfan (Droma): I wanna hummer

Mistyque: hummer h2 rules!

Magoghair: i wanna go muddin ...

Jaimz Woolvett: so when our kids figured the whole santa lie out we came at 'em with one concept

Mistyque: i want bugs lol

Cobra: I got a blankie.. well I think I've got one *g* a "Kuscheldecke"

Foxy: a Ford Focus Finesse in cosmic silver

Hannah the Writer: Wha Santa lie?

Little Red Head: What Santa lie?

AKAJipster: ohhhh I have a baby ford focus :D

Mistyque: woooow =P~ foxy

Jaimz Woolvett: haa haaa

Eljay: What was the concept, Jaimz?

Hannah the Writer: Jaimz was the concept.

Szhfan (Droma): Short people need big cars

Jaimz Woolvett: i'm sittin' here laffin my ass off

Magoghair: ;you know santa is really an agent of the commercial abyss

Foxy: :D

Elyc: *lol*

Mistyque: i think poor jaimz has some trouble with our fast typo-es

Little Red Head: Goggy works for the Abyss so hse knows

Mistyque: lol

Szhfan (Droma): You'd better get some glue then, Jaimz

Jaimz Woolvett: if they cant believe in the spirit/concept of santa certainly there'd be nothin there in the morning

Mistyque: lol

Little Red Head: Ah a little blackmail

Jaimz Woolvett: so indeed yes there iz santa

Hannah the Writer: Woohoo!

Szhfan (Droma): Bah, Humbug

Mistyque: santa isn't about the big fat guy that brings presents

Jaimz Woolvett: too bad for such a short time of year

Mistyque: :D

Eljay: WELL DONE!  Everyone needs to believe in that, or at least try.

Hannah the Writer: A Woolvett has confirmed it.

Mistyque: so spoke me!

Magoghair: hehehehe yeah and i work in his warehouse...lol

Mistyque: lol

Elyc: *lol*

Foxy: xmas is great for meeting family, having some nice traditions together

AKAJipster: and cake :D

Mistyque: yep

Magoghair: and overtime

Szhfan (Droma): Is the 'z' at the end of your name a family thing?

Mistyque: i love the food

Mistyque: lol

Parisindy: bah humbugger

Cobra: and the fooooood os so gooooood

Hannah the Writer: No, it's a Jaimz thing

Eljay: I find it's easier to believe in Santa if you take some time to play Santa yourself.

Cobra: is i mean is not os

Jaimz Woolvett: when riley first could read she asked why was santa's toy made in china an not the north pole

Parisindy: jaffa cakes =P~

Mistyque: yeah and the romanian food is one of a kind ;)

Szhfan (Droma): stop that, Sindy, Gordon said NO humbugging!

Magoghair: LOL

AKAJipster: smart kid hehehe

Elyc: *LOL*

Elyc: thats cool! *'gg*

Little Red Head: Hehe smart kid

Mistyque: lol

Foxy: great question =)) she's a smart girl

Cobra: *g* a

Eljay: Santa sublets his contracts?

Parisindy: humbugger

Jaimz Woolvett: ? *g* a?

Magoghair: yup looks like it...hehehehe

Foxy: what did you answer?

Szhfan (Droma): wash your mouth out!

Mistyque: lol

Szhfan (Droma): Jaimz hasn't answered yet

Hannah the Writer: Paris is the Hamburgler

Mistyque: mmmmmmmmmm

Jaimz Woolvett: thats when we started developing the santa spirit thing

Mistyque: *grabs paris and makes a run for it*

Foxy: hehe

Magoghair: hehehehe

Little Red Head: I like ElJay's idea of subletting Santa's contract

Szhfan (Droma): What about the 'z' thing?

Parisindy: paris is veggie and does not like burgers

Little Red Head: Although I think the Elf Union would protest.

Mistyque: lol doesn't matter

Magoghair: i dunno i dont think they have a union anymore red....

Mistyque: as long as it doesn't have peanuts or nuts *allergic Misty here*, it's k with me, paris

Jaimz Woolvett: the z thing was simply a stab at uniquifying my exsistence amoungst  5 billion people

Jaimz Woolvett: s'all

Mistyque: lol

Hannah the Writer: Haha you don't need a Z to do that.

Mistyque: smart

Szhfan (Droma): good choice and cool spelling

Little Red Head: uniquifying? I like that

Eljay: The elf union?  AELF-CIO?

Parisindy: Zed's are cool :D

AKAJipster: Zees are cool too

Little Red Head: Zees are cooler

AKAJipster: hehehe

Mistyque: :))

Jaimz Woolvett: well i did the z thing at 15/16

Szhfan (Droma): zeds are the best!

Mistyque: the perfect age to get recognised

Mistyque: lol

Foxy: I have no idea, what you are talking about

Szhfan (Droma): Getting ready for your big success?

Little Red Head: Zed reminds me of Zed Cards

AKAJipster: I like p's hehe, added that to my name

Mistyque: and unique

Mistyque: :P

Parisindy: zeds are correct

Hannah the Writer: Pipster

Little Red Head: they are not correct

AKAJipster: hannah shush

... continued in Part 2...